Looks like we are back, bitches.

6/5/2019

At first I was hesitant...now?
I don't give a fuck.

Let's GO.

Where to begin?

Ummmm... I moved across the country on a whim. I ended things forever with X-Factor.
We don't speak.
I've dated a guy in his 40's who was previously married and had kids (who knew I had it in me?)

I am currently single AF (and fine with it).

I am 30. (Can you believe we started this together back in 2015 when I was 26? I can't.)

I've got a fuck ton of stories and no sure place on where to start.

JK. I know exactly where to start.

Was back in my old stomping grounds last week and I definitely stirred the pot of life up.

More on that later...just came to say...

FEELS FUCKING GOOD TO BE BACK!

Let the games begin.

xo xo,

Gossip Girl
(Elle)

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- Writers -
Elle - Author of the blog, professional tinderella
- Main Characters -
Toad - A fella from Tinder/Bumble/Hinge/The League/The Interwebs
Bruce - A generic, non-Tinder fella
Becky - a generic, basic bitch
Arash - Elle's roommate/best friend, lives in the clouds, single and searching for unicorns
X Factor - Elle's Armenian ex boyfriend who inspired the blog
Jake - Consistent rebound, clueless but kind
Liam - Ex Elle lived with, almost married & who is about to be married
Nate - Elle's college ex she dated on/off all four years
Babak - Elle's only Persian ex, rebound from Liam
Bobby(Dickhead #1) - First love, cheated on Elle on her birthday, currently married
Dickhead #2 - Mia's ex who cheated on her and married the bitch he cheated with
Bestie #1 & #2 - Twin best friends in CA who are searching for "the one"
Eve - Elle's ex BFF & worst break-up
Cyrus - Elle's favorite tinderfella who ghosted her
Rams - Concert buddy, doesn't drink, really sweet fella
Antonio - Italian lawyer, lots of chemistry, lots of fun, only toad to find the blog
Nima - Hot persian tinderfella turned tinderfrienda

Looks like we are back, bitches.

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