July has been one hot month dating wise...
But before we jump into my Napa shenanigans, let's back up and tell this story in order.
Audi.
I sent him a request on linkedin to which he jokingly accused me of lying about my name, I then said "and how old are you?? 67, 35, 48?"
"Where did you get 48?"
"I threw that one in for good measure"
"Clearly."
NO reply - question avoided entirely.
Next day I text him that I hope he has a great trip to San Diego - this starts him on a long text convo which leads to dozens of photos of him and his family.
Aka more proof that he is smoking hot.
Friday he starts texting me around 5pm or so and it's clear he's kind of drunk.
7pm I get a facetime call and he tells me he misses me and he's told all of his friends about me.
"I showed them your picture and they said damn she has a lot of hair and she's smoking hot!"
"Yeah, I know, IDK what she's doing with me! The sex is also amazing too!"
Aw that is cute.
"I don't tell my friends about everyone, I am excited about you."
"Yeah you might be for now but you're the type to get bored easily - I'm not dumb."
"No, no, I wanna do lots of things with you. I miss you."
He then proceeds to facetime tour his friends house for me and we hang up. He starts texting asap after and says "I dig you."
"I dig you too but you're trouble. I'll take the fun while it lasts though..."
and thats where that one tapered off.
Yesterday - he's texting up a storm in the morning and then by midday, dead silence. I text to see if he's still alive and finally this morning I get a reply. Nothing notable and now I'm gonna go silent on him.
The one thing I will never do again in dating seriously or even just for sex is reach.
If a guy isn't giving the effort, I am not going to overcompensate to make up the difference, I am just going to move the fuck on.
So I decided Audi can be in the box where the guys I like to fuck live but there is no potential for something serious. I feel better knowing that he has a designated area to live in.
Scientist. He's been texting a bunch, super attentive and sweet - I am excited to spend more time with him and to hopefully enter into the intimate category to try that one on for size...
that's the other thing I refuse to bend on, small dicks. Ain't nobody got time for that. I've waited this long to settle down, I'm not settling for small goods.
Alright so NOW we have arrived in Napa shenanigans.
The first night in town we went to the most amazing gay bar and danced our lives away - I truly haven't had that much fun in years, it was the best feeling - dancing like a crazy person and giving no fucks with a ton of fun, sassy gay men. Now THAT is bliss.
Then yesterday was a horribly hungover wine tasting day. One of the girls here brought her friends and one of them happened to be a smokeshow of a guy. Rugged, deep voice, just a total babe.
Towards the end of the day we started to gravitate towards each other and by the time we went out, we were making out and dancing all over each other. He did NOT disappoint.
Sadly, it's a bad time of the month for me so no sex (even though he said he didn't care) I was too tired to engage in any of that. Point is - he was a damn good time and I hope to see him again when I am back in SF for work over the next few months.
I am headed to Italy for two weeks by myself next month and I am hoping to meet some incredible men there to round out this summer of single fun. I think around my 31st birthday would be a good time to decide on the whole boyfriend thing.
I've got a date lined up in Phx when I get back -- his name is Ryan, he's 6'5, and went to Stanford.
Keeping all the options open!
Cest la vie, life is good!
xo xo,
Elle
But before we jump into my Napa shenanigans, let's back up and tell this story in order.
Audi.
I sent him a request on linkedin to which he jokingly accused me of lying about my name, I then said "and how old are you?? 67, 35, 48?"
"Where did you get 48?"
"I threw that one in for good measure"
"Clearly."
NO reply - question avoided entirely.
Next day I text him that I hope he has a great trip to San Diego - this starts him on a long text convo which leads to dozens of photos of him and his family.
Aka more proof that he is smoking hot.
Friday he starts texting me around 5pm or so and it's clear he's kind of drunk.
7pm I get a facetime call and he tells me he misses me and he's told all of his friends about me.
"I showed them your picture and they said damn she has a lot of hair and she's smoking hot!"
"Yeah, I know, IDK what she's doing with me! The sex is also amazing too!"
Aw that is cute.
"I don't tell my friends about everyone, I am excited about you."
"Yeah you might be for now but you're the type to get bored easily - I'm not dumb."
"No, no, I wanna do lots of things with you. I miss you."
He then proceeds to facetime tour his friends house for me and we hang up. He starts texting asap after and says "I dig you."
"I dig you too but you're trouble. I'll take the fun while it lasts though..."
and thats where that one tapered off.
Yesterday - he's texting up a storm in the morning and then by midday, dead silence. I text to see if he's still alive and finally this morning I get a reply. Nothing notable and now I'm gonna go silent on him.
The one thing I will never do again in dating seriously or even just for sex is reach.
If a guy isn't giving the effort, I am not going to overcompensate to make up the difference, I am just going to move the fuck on.
So I decided Audi can be in the box where the guys I like to fuck live but there is no potential for something serious. I feel better knowing that he has a designated area to live in.
Scientist. He's been texting a bunch, super attentive and sweet - I am excited to spend more time with him and to hopefully enter into the intimate category to try that one on for size...
that's the other thing I refuse to bend on, small dicks. Ain't nobody got time for that. I've waited this long to settle down, I'm not settling for small goods.
Alright so NOW we have arrived in Napa shenanigans.
The first night in town we went to the most amazing gay bar and danced our lives away - I truly haven't had that much fun in years, it was the best feeling - dancing like a crazy person and giving no fucks with a ton of fun, sassy gay men. Now THAT is bliss.
Then yesterday was a horribly hungover wine tasting day. One of the girls here brought her friends and one of them happened to be a smokeshow of a guy. Rugged, deep voice, just a total babe.
Towards the end of the day we started to gravitate towards each other and by the time we went out, we were making out and dancing all over each other. He did NOT disappoint.
Sadly, it's a bad time of the month for me so no sex (even though he said he didn't care) I was too tired to engage in any of that. Point is - he was a damn good time and I hope to see him again when I am back in SF for work over the next few months.
I am headed to Italy for two weeks by myself next month and I am hoping to meet some incredible men there to round out this summer of single fun. I think around my 31st birthday would be a good time to decide on the whole boyfriend thing.
I've got a date lined up in Phx when I get back -- his name is Ryan, he's 6'5, and went to Stanford.
Keeping all the options open!
Cest la vie, life is good!
xo xo,
Elle
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