Alright soooooo after a major work event, a 20 minute date with a toad I had no real desire to meet I agreed to see Lex again.
He met me near my house for a quick dinner...this was Wednesday, the night after date 1.
All was good all day, normal texts, etc.
Then we sit down and start chatting...
I learn...
He was married and annulled at 28. So he lied when I asked if he had been married before...
That is kind of a huge deal breaker for me.... I get pretty quiet and try to diagnose this information...
Then sex comes up...
Well, he has a major foot fetish. Likes a girls feet in his line of sight during sex and as close to his youknowwhat as possible....ummmm, what the fuck, weird...
I tell him I have no plans of sleeping with him in the near future so FYI...
Then he says I look tired and we should get going so I can get some sleep. Ah, totally agree - this has been a lot for one night.
He walks me to my car and I mention how all the religious symbols he has in his house kind of freak me out...He is NOT a fan of that. In every single window and on every table there is something religious. It is so intense and unlike anything I've ever seen before...
He doesn't try to kiss me and says bye.
Hmmmm...I am so tired, I don't really even care at this point. Get me to bed.
Last night after I returned from the Bad Boy Reunion concert with Ram, I get a text at 12:22am...
"Hey there,I don't think we are a good match and don't see myself spending more time with you. Hope you find what it is you're looking for."
Well, I had prayed that God would tell me what to do with this one...clearly that resolved itself at warp speed (Thank you God, not in the mood for wasting time).
Oh and did I mention he had the worlds smallest penis, EVER?
I was worried about that too but hey, I wanted to give a guy a chance.
Anyhoo - I didn't reply, I am not upset, he's a weirdo and I am really glad I didn't waste my spare time with a guy who really was just trying to fuck me.
Lots of new dates coming up, stay tuned!
xo
Elle
He met me near my house for a quick dinner...this was Wednesday, the night after date 1.
All was good all day, normal texts, etc.
Then we sit down and start chatting...
I learn...
He was married and annulled at 28. So he lied when I asked if he had been married before...
That is kind of a huge deal breaker for me.... I get pretty quiet and try to diagnose this information...
Then sex comes up...
Well, he has a major foot fetish. Likes a girls feet in his line of sight during sex and as close to his youknowwhat as possible....ummmm, what the fuck, weird...
I tell him I have no plans of sleeping with him in the near future so FYI...
Then he says I look tired and we should get going so I can get some sleep. Ah, totally agree - this has been a lot for one night.
He walks me to my car and I mention how all the religious symbols he has in his house kind of freak me out...He is NOT a fan of that. In every single window and on every table there is something religious. It is so intense and unlike anything I've ever seen before...
He doesn't try to kiss me and says bye.
Hmmmm...I am so tired, I don't really even care at this point. Get me to bed.
Last night after I returned from the Bad Boy Reunion concert with Ram, I get a text at 12:22am...
"Hey there,I don't think we are a good match and don't see myself spending more time with you. Hope you find what it is you're looking for."
Well, I had prayed that God would tell me what to do with this one...clearly that resolved itself at warp speed (Thank you God, not in the mood for wasting time).
Oh and did I mention he had the worlds smallest penis, EVER?
I was worried about that too but hey, I wanted to give a guy a chance.
Anyhoo - I didn't reply, I am not upset, he's a weirdo and I am really glad I didn't waste my spare time with a guy who really was just trying to fuck me.
Lots of new dates coming up, stay tuned!
xo
Elle
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