Antonio invited me to lunch today. Two thursday lunch dates in a row. (Sorry Megan, I didn't know if he texted you or not and I was running late so I didn't)
It was good. Conversation always flows well between us and despite his terrible golf outfit, he looked cute. (He went golfing before work)
We were discussing his boat and somehow boat shoes came up. I then mentioned that I despise them, "what are you, a frat boy?"
He was shocked boat shoes weren't cool anymore. I then explained Mia asked if she could wear hers on a date tonight to which I text screamed, NO!!!!!!!
Bitches, wedges and boat shoes GOTTA FUCKING GO.
Anyways, we finish up and I head to my next appointment.
About an hour later I get a snaptext of screenshots from articles in MensHealth discussing how douchey boatshoes are in adulthood.
"See, Elle is always right."
Somehow this leads to other items of clothes and then finally to this.
A: "Well you need to burn all of your workout attire and invest in Lululemon."
E: "Is that so?"
A: "Yes, yours is terrible. I'll burn the boat shoes with your entire workout wardrobe and we can toss in Mia's shoes too."
E: "That's hilarious. Maybe I just don't look good in yoga pants."
A: "No, I don't think that."
He then sends me a photo of a super hot girl with giant boobs wearing workout shorts and a sports bra
A: "You'd look good like that."
E: "When my abs arrive, I'm all about it. Til then..."
So before I walk out the door to the gym I snap him all of my Lululemon pants (that are all soulcycle which is a direct competitor of flywheel thus I can't wear them to fly classes because I am trying to get hired by fly)
E: "See asshat, I own plenty of Lulu."
A: "Well maybe you need to wear it better."
E: "Wow Dbag."
SAY WHAT MOTHERFUCKER?
I need to wear my clothing "better?"
HAVE YOU LOOKED AT YOUR EX LATELY? EVERY OUTFIT OF HERS ON FB IS COMPLETE SOCCER MOM STATUS GARBAGE AND YOU THINK I NEED TO PURCHASE A BUNCH OF OVERPRICED WORKOUT GEAR AND THEN "WEAR IT BETTER"?
You've gotta be fucking kidding me.
I bet your ex workouts like 1x a week while I sit here and bust my ass every damn day trying to hit my goals. Lemme know when you or her become spin instructors. Caaaaaan't wait to take your class and check out your attire.
I asked Mia if I was taking this the wrong way and she assured me I wasn't. That was a dick thing to say.
As everyone knows, I like A.
Well now I want you all to know, I like him a bit less.
To wearing my clothes any damn way I please.
Middle finger in the air.
xo xo,
Elle
It was good. Conversation always flows well between us and despite his terrible golf outfit, he looked cute. (He went golfing before work)
We were discussing his boat and somehow boat shoes came up. I then mentioned that I despise them, "what are you, a frat boy?"
He was shocked boat shoes weren't cool anymore. I then explained Mia asked if she could wear hers on a date tonight to which I text screamed, NO!!!!!!!
Bitches, wedges and boat shoes GOTTA FUCKING GO.
Anyways, we finish up and I head to my next appointment.
About an hour later I get a snaptext of screenshots from articles in MensHealth discussing how douchey boatshoes are in adulthood.
"See, Elle is always right."
Somehow this leads to other items of clothes and then finally to this.
A: "Well you need to burn all of your workout attire and invest in Lululemon."
E: "Is that so?"
A: "Yes, yours is terrible. I'll burn the boat shoes with your entire workout wardrobe and we can toss in Mia's shoes too."
E: "That's hilarious. Maybe I just don't look good in yoga pants."
A: "No, I don't think that."
He then sends me a photo of a super hot girl with giant boobs wearing workout shorts and a sports bra
A: "You'd look good like that."
E: "When my abs arrive, I'm all about it. Til then..."
So before I walk out the door to the gym I snap him all of my Lululemon pants (that are all soulcycle which is a direct competitor of flywheel thus I can't wear them to fly classes because I am trying to get hired by fly)
E: "See asshat, I own plenty of Lulu."
A: "Well maybe you need to wear it better."
E: "Wow Dbag."
SAY WHAT MOTHERFUCKER?
I need to wear my clothing "better?"
HAVE YOU LOOKED AT YOUR EX LATELY? EVERY OUTFIT OF HERS ON FB IS COMPLETE SOCCER MOM STATUS GARBAGE AND YOU THINK I NEED TO PURCHASE A BUNCH OF OVERPRICED WORKOUT GEAR AND THEN "WEAR IT BETTER"?
You've gotta be fucking kidding me.
I bet your ex workouts like 1x a week while I sit here and bust my ass every damn day trying to hit my goals. Lemme know when you or her become spin instructors. Caaaaaan't wait to take your class and check out your attire.
I asked Mia if I was taking this the wrong way and she assured me I wasn't. That was a dick thing to say.
As everyone knows, I like A.
Well now I want you all to know, I like him a bit less.
To wearing my clothes any damn way I please.
Middle finger in the air.
xo xo,
Elle
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