Whatever, we can call that a bridge built. Who knows what happens next.
Next up - dreadful J.
Let it be known - this is a fake ass bridge that will likely fall apart in a matter of minutes BUT its noteworthy, nonetheless.
I met up Friday with my friend Sam who is the BEST. He is a tinder date turned friend and we always have the best conversations and we used to have the best dates. Long story short - we decided it'd be fun to crash Arash's date with J and crash his roommates date with a Coffee Meets Bagel chick who was so gorgeous but SO dumb.
I loveeeee that I had a partner in crime for this, made the entire night that much more entertaining. So we show up at this awesome bar and immediately jump in. (Don't worry, I warned him before we got there that she sucks.)
So she launches in on a self obsessed story about herself (what a surprise) and then WHIPS out her phone and shows us a video of her from a date she went on. "If you just google my name, the video shows up!" Oh my god. This is actually happening and IS MAKING MY NIGHT. A local newspaper does a thing called Date Lab where they pick two people randomly and set them up. Then they interview both of them and post it online. Basically, you NEVER get to live this shit down and it follows you around on google forever so if you want to be taken seriously at life, don't fucking do it.
Sam and I are holding back laughter with every ounce of self control. Eventually, I cracked and she goes, "you're laughing at me!?"
Uh, duh why wouldn't I be? You're on a date with my best friend and you're bragging about your DateLab video to me and my friend who is a complete stranger to you. This is SO typical. "Everyone says he looks like Ben Affleck." -- keeps getting better and better. SEND HELP I MIGHT LOSE MY MIND.
Anyways, the night gets better as it goes on...what happened before I even left the house is fab too. Sadly - the end of the night is disgraceful and pathetic so stay tuned for another all time Elle low.
Too tired to tell you now!
See ya tomorrow,