Too Many STDs...

10/21/2015

There are too many STDs in Florida, and by STDs I mean
South Tampa Douchebags.
It's a term frequently used to describe many of the men that populate the very popular and trendy area. Many of them are very attractive, successful, and fit but don't be fooled! They are all deceiving muscle head idiots or wanna be muscle head idiots. I'll never understand why but these girls (sadly, I'm guilty) fall for them every time. The STD does not discriminate. Young or old, black or white. All douchy in their own special way. Ew. 85% of them invade my Tinder and other online dating accounts daily. I have to give myself a two week break before I can allow myself to get back in the game of online dating. I should probably take a page from Elle's book and remove myself from all sites!

Here are 50 Signs That You Might Be a South Tampa Doucher.
......and it sounds like a tool wrote this list!

In other news, I've given up on Alec so I'm back to swiping away! He's 31 and acts like he's still 21 and seems to be quite happy about not growing up. He would rather invite me out to party and go to bars than dinner and a couple drinks. I foresee a bad relationship in the future. He also informed me during a semi-date last week that he would be content making $50-$60k for the rest of his life. Please don't judge me but I just cannot do that and find it hard to understand. There's nothing wrong with the salary because at least he's making money, but isn't that JUST surviving? Isn't the goal in life to do your best and always work hard? He doesn't seem to be very ambitious. Oh well, another beautiful face gone to waste.
I'm suppose to meet up for a drink with a guy tomorrow but I can't say I'm excited about it. I will probably ditch the date all together or reschedule. Oh well.
I've actually been talking to Alec's friend who seems to be much more mature (and the same age), successful and interesting. Not as cute but not unfortunate!
They're working the same late night hospital shift tonight.
This should get interesting.....
Stay tuned for more!
xx Zoe xx

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Cast

- Writers -
Elle - Author of the blog, professional tinderella
G - Trusty male BFF, navigating the crazy world of dating, Mid-30's, lawyer
Mia - Female BFF, late 20's, searching for a tall, grammatically correct fella
Lily - Our first Podcast co-host, part of Elle's inner circle
Zoe - Florida's finest babe of a BFF, trying to avoid the South Tampa Douchebags
Megan - the craziest B I know
- Main Characters -
Toad - A fella from Tinder
Bruce - A generic, non-Tinder fella
Becky - a generic, basic bitch
Double Trouble - Fiery, fierce and down for anything, Elle's trouble making other half
Arash - Elle's roommate/best friend, lives in the clouds, single and searching for unicorns
X Factor - Elle's Armenian ex boyfriend who inspired the blog
Jake - Consistent rebound, clueless but kind
Liam - Ex Elle lived with, almost married & who is about to be married
Nate - Elle's college ex she dated on/off all four years
Babak - Elle's only Persian ex, rebound from Liam
Bobby(Dickhead #1) - First love, cheated on Elle on her birthday, currently married
Dickhead #2 - Mia's ex who cheated on her and married the bitch he cheated with
Bestie #1 & #2 - Twin best friends in CA who are searching for "the one"
Eve - Elle's ex BFF & worst break-up
Cyrus - Elle's favorite tinderfella who ghosted her
Rams - Concert buddy, doesn't drink, really sweet fella
Antonio - Italian lawyer, lots of chemistry, lots of fun, only toad to find the blog
Rami - California babe, met on a tinder group date, hottest guy I've ever met, ever
Nima - Hot persian tinderfella turned tinderfrienda

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