"There’s more proof that Cupid's in your corner with the week's energy building up to Thursday's full moon in Aquarius and your fifth house of romance. Chemistry that's been bubbling in the background for the past six months could brew into an alchemical love potion. No matter what the outcome of the attraction, it will be a huge a relief to FINALLY cop to your desires. This full moon fans the flames of passion for coupled Libras, too. But there could be a little drama before Thursday. Make a point of clearing the air so that you can celebrate a romantic high as the workweek wraps.
Lose yourself in songwriting, painting, clothing design…whatever calls your name. With techie Aquarius guiding this lunation, you might even sell your work online(or start a podcast?). Are you ready for a style upgrade? This glamorous full moon could inspire a dramatic change in how you package your persona. Unleash your trendsetting ways on the world—critics be damned. Get ready for your close-up, spotlight-stealer: You could take a well-deserved walk of fame over the two weeks that follow this full moon. Don't wait to be discovered, though. Grab the reins and self-promote!"
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