So many matches, so many toads, so many toads who never sent messages.
My well dried right on up.
So I made the decision to completely delete my account and start fresh with the swiping...but not so fast.
First, I am giving this app Hinge a try.
Thus far, it's a dud. It markets itself as the "relationship" app...I bet... I am trying to broaden my online dating horizons and I hated bumble so I am praying hinge will pick up some speed.
I don't have the mental capacity to write an Ok Cupid profile and sell myself to the general public...shouldn't being cute be enough?
Match.com was terrifying, never will I ever do that shit again.
EHarmony seems a litttttle too aggressive...
Don't get me started on Christian Mingle or Farmers Only...I kid, I kid.
Wouldn't it be so stellar if guys still had the balls to approach girls IN REAL LIFE?
In other news, I am going on a second date with a guy who is fun to text but was meh on the first date. He didn't completely repulse me so I am finally going on date two...nearly 6 weeks after date one.
That is how desperate I am.
We are going to a comedy club on Sunday. He first suggested dance clubbing Saturday night...hard NO. My clubbing days began and ended in the month of October, we are now in hibernation mode. Club dresses aren't coming out again until 1. vacation 2. Miami is re-planned. Bro, I am 28...I can't be all up in the club in November like some 21 year old. Psh. This clown is 33 I think? TBH I don't even know his name because I never saved it in my phone....
That is about it, life is pretty lame without 1000 tinder dates every week. I'm also pretty salty still that things didn't pan out with Cyrus. He's the ONLY one I have actually liked.
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