Is absolutely the funniest ever.
He had a date on Wednesday and Thursday -- both seemed like duds but the story of Thursdays is definitely worth discussing.
We also have a new tradition that after every date, he hops into my bed and tells me all about it and we determine if he should see the girl again. So far I have voted no on both because he doesn't seem very interested in either.
So Thursday I get a text, "OMG Elle, I have the funniest story for you!!!!!!!"
I get home and he is spazzzzzzzing out!
"Arash, what is going on!?"
"Elle, you aren't going to believe what happened to meeee!!! (giggles, giggles, giggles)
(confused look on my face) "Okay, sooooo tell me?"
"Well, I had accidentally double booked myself tonight so I planned one girl for happy hour near work and the other girl was rock climbing later in the evening but I got stuck in a meeting and had to cancel one date #1, I tried to reschedule to Friday but she already had plans."
(more confused look on my face) "Okay, that isn't exactly CRAAZY Arash....big deal, you're blonde and had to cancel a date?"
"No, Elle it gets worse! So I text date#2(rock climbing one) to confirm our plans and she responds, you shouldn't cancel dates, it hurts peoples feelings. I am super confused because I was confirming NOT cancelling...so I say huh??"
"She goes, you had a date earlier tonight with my friend and you just cancelled on her....."
"OMG NOW I GET IT!!! THIS IS CRAZY!!! WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?!"
"So, I freaked out!!!! I texted Date#1 saying I didn't cancel on her for #2 I just overbooked and omg it's so funny how this happened, and awkward, and funny and Date#1 won't reply!!!"
"So cut date#1 from the roster and go on date#2 - easy elimination!"
"Yeah, but what if she pushes me off the rock wall and I fling to my death because she's so mad I double booked?! This is so awkward Elle!!!!"
FINALLY after mucho pressuring he went rock climbing. I told him I really needed blog material and he had to take one for the team lol - you're welcome.
So he came back, said it wasn't too bad afterall and she was a cool girl but he's not mega attracted to her overall even though she's "mega fit!!!".
Arash and skinny bitches is like a disease - he needs to go to rehab.
That is all for now. We are headed to an Apres Ski themed party tonight, should be fun!
Happy weekend!
XO
Elle
He had a date on Wednesday and Thursday -- both seemed like duds but the story of Thursdays is definitely worth discussing.
We also have a new tradition that after every date, he hops into my bed and tells me all about it and we determine if he should see the girl again. So far I have voted no on both because he doesn't seem very interested in either.
So Thursday I get a text, "OMG Elle, I have the funniest story for you!!!!!!!"
I get home and he is spazzzzzzzing out!
"Arash, what is going on!?"
"Elle, you aren't going to believe what happened to meeee!!! (giggles, giggles, giggles)
(confused look on my face) "Okay, sooooo tell me?"
"Well, I had accidentally double booked myself tonight so I planned one girl for happy hour near work and the other girl was rock climbing later in the evening but I got stuck in a meeting and had to cancel one date #1, I tried to reschedule to Friday but she already had plans."
(more confused look on my face) "Okay, that isn't exactly CRAAZY Arash....big deal, you're blonde and had to cancel a date?"
"No, Elle it gets worse! So I text date#2(rock climbing one) to confirm our plans and she responds, you shouldn't cancel dates, it hurts peoples feelings. I am super confused because I was confirming NOT cancelling...so I say huh??"
"She goes, you had a date earlier tonight with my friend and you just cancelled on her....."
"OMG NOW I GET IT!!! THIS IS CRAZY!!! WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?!"
"So, I freaked out!!!! I texted Date#1 saying I didn't cancel on her for #2 I just overbooked and omg it's so funny how this happened, and awkward, and funny and Date#1 won't reply!!!"
"So cut date#1 from the roster and go on date#2 - easy elimination!"
"Yeah, but what if she pushes me off the rock wall and I fling to my death because she's so mad I double booked?! This is so awkward Elle!!!!"
FINALLY after mucho pressuring he went rock climbing. I told him I really needed blog material and he had to take one for the team lol - you're welcome.
So he came back, said it wasn't too bad afterall and she was a cool girl but he's not mega attracted to her overall even though she's "mega fit!!!".
Arash and skinny bitches is like a disease - he needs to go to rehab.
That is all for now. We are headed to an Apres Ski themed party tonight, should be fun!
Happy weekend!
XO
Elle
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