Last night he stampedes into my room, "Elle, don't let me go on dates with any more 25 year olds, that was the worst date ever!"
I have told him countless times that a 31 year old has no business dating a 25 year old because in DC, these two ages want VERY different things.
He keeps fucking doing it.
Over and over and over and over again.
Three 25 year olds in a week, guys.
Some guys just love wasting their time and money. He is apparently the president of that club.
"I am not your babysitter and you are your own worst enemy. You keep making the same mistakes hoping for a new result and that is stupidity at its highest level."
This guys has a few different masters degrees, loves to read books, watch the news, read the news, watch documentaries, and overall just geek out.
Despite all of this, he is still one of the dumbest people I know.
Harsh Elle, harsh.
I know it is, but it's true.
He is the perfect example of book smart with zero common sense. This guy is so fucking aloof
IT KILLS ME.
He leaves dirty dishes in the sink every damn day. Crumbs everywhere, cleans once every 3 months (I do it 1x a week because I can't stand dirty shit), and I've been taking his laziness personally now for awhile. (If you want to see the snaps I send everyday, comment or email me your snapchat username)
But you know what, he is just fucking aloof. He has NO idea that him being a dirt ball offends me. He does shower twice a day so to him, all is good in the world.
I clean my room once a week and I do mean CLEAN. Vacuum, wash bedding, towels, rugs, etc.
I deep clean where the liter box is kept, scrub down my bathroom, you get the picture. (Minus the shower, I hate cleaning the fucking shower)
This is just part of adulting and being a responsible roommate in my opinion. If Arash walked into my room everyday and it was a disgusting shit hole, he would start to view me as a disgusting shit hole -- and who could blame him?!
So while he has read far more books than I ever care to, he is a total moron about how to get ahead in life (or even keep up).
He talks about wanting a new job and how much he hates his yet the effort he puts towards finding something new is laughable.
I love him but I also kindaaaa hate him.
Sorry for that rant but I had promised I'd expound a bit on what's been up with us lately, so atleast that's off the to-do list.
I've got some stories headed your way, stay tuned.