Im sorry!!! I am the worst, I really didn't mean to take such a hiatus - I have barely had time to sleep let alone blog.
Thursday: Went to the gym with A, her bf, & Jake. That was fun because we kicked their asssssses and gained a whole new level of respect from both fellas. After class I dropped them off as fast as possible and bolted into the shower then to the Pdiddy concert with Ram.
He was nice as always, concert was great, we planned to see each other Saturday. No chemistry still but hey, whatever. He is definitely my top candidate for tinder friend.
Friday: Hang with Jake during the day. Nothing exciting...
Friday PM: double date with Mia and the two worst toads EVER. Mia is going to author an entire post on this so I won't give anything away...it was BAD.
Late Friday PM: Jake comes over. I'm pretty wasted...he doesn't seem to mind though. I whine to him, "why can't you want what I want in lifeeeeeee?"
Jake: "Elle, we want the same things its about WHEN we want them."
Me: "I can't wait 10 years Jakeeeeeee."
Jake: "It's not about 10 years, it's about being financially stable and setting myself up for that stage of life. I'm working on it but I am not there. I wanna marry a girl like you, I want kids."
Me: "IDK what to doooooooooo"
Starts kissing me, clothes coming off, stumbling into my bedroom and the case is closed, I officially forgot anything I was whining about.
Who needs kids and a husband when the sex is just this good?
Saturday: Coffee date with a new persian toad. PJ. He was fine, nothing exciting, nothing bad but then after 30 minutes, "I need to get back to my neighborhood now, it was nice meeting you!"
and abruptly, he's gone.
What the fuck? It was a totally normal date...I am so confused. Was there food in my teeth? HUH?
Guess I'm not as good at this as I thought?
Whatever, onto the next.
Off to costco I go...part of my independence plan was signing up for my own membership...something I had dreaded doing because it was something I always did and enjoyed with X Factor.
I almosttttt started crying while signing the paperwork...luckily, I didn't. Made me so bitter towards XF though. I can't believe I have to endure these dating disasters all over again, you fucker.
Saturday PM: Gal pals come over and we head to G's house. He entertains us as always and we decide to hit up a local bar for a bit after. Meet 0 potentials, head home and pass out.
Sunday: date with Ram that I had zero interest in going on. No concert, no care.
He asks if I'd like to play ping pong.
UMMMMM...this is a joke, right?
I say no and suggest we do something close to my house instead...let's keep this non concert date as brief as possible.
He is very nice but it's as if I am hanging out with a high school kid, he's just so young/innocent in my eyes... So turns out he is pretty religious which is why he doesn't drink. I can respect it but I can't date it.
We play billiards, have dinner and he walks me to my car where he FINALLY kisses me.
It was terrible. No skills whatsoever, send help.
He invites me to the Jason Aldean concert Saturday, I decline and he says to let him know when I am free next. Ugh, is it mean to say I'm free when the next Capitals game is? He has free box seats via work so it's no cost out of pocket and he's always got the best seat in town.
Was supposed to see Jake after date with Ram and before picking up Arash from the airport but sadly ran out of time so I called him instead. We chatted for an hour, was a good talk then off I go to get Arash.
Stay tuned for my revelations about my feelings toward Arash (aka my roommate), 2 MIA guest posts, Jake updates, TinderToad updates, clearing the roster & MIAMI planning for my 28th year.
xo
Elle
Thursday: Went to the gym with A, her bf, & Jake. That was fun because we kicked their asssssses and gained a whole new level of respect from both fellas. After class I dropped them off as fast as possible and bolted into the shower then to the Pdiddy concert with Ram.
He was nice as always, concert was great, we planned to see each other Saturday. No chemistry still but hey, whatever. He is definitely my top candidate for tinder friend.
Friday: Hang with Jake during the day. Nothing exciting...
Friday PM: double date with Mia and the two worst toads EVER. Mia is going to author an entire post on this so I won't give anything away...it was BAD.
Late Friday PM: Jake comes over. I'm pretty wasted...he doesn't seem to mind though. I whine to him, "why can't you want what I want in lifeeeeeee?"
Jake: "Elle, we want the same things its about WHEN we want them."
Me: "I can't wait 10 years Jakeeeeeee."
Jake: "It's not about 10 years, it's about being financially stable and setting myself up for that stage of life. I'm working on it but I am not there. I wanna marry a girl like you, I want kids."
Me: "IDK what to doooooooooo"
Starts kissing me, clothes coming off, stumbling into my bedroom and the case is closed, I officially forgot anything I was whining about.
Who needs kids and a husband when the sex is just this good?
Saturday: Coffee date with a new persian toad. PJ. He was fine, nothing exciting, nothing bad but then after 30 minutes, "I need to get back to my neighborhood now, it was nice meeting you!"
and abruptly, he's gone.
What the fuck? It was a totally normal date...I am so confused. Was there food in my teeth? HUH?
Guess I'm not as good at this as I thought?
Whatever, onto the next.
Off to costco I go...part of my independence plan was signing up for my own membership...something I had dreaded doing because it was something I always did and enjoyed with X Factor.
I almosttttt started crying while signing the paperwork...luckily, I didn't. Made me so bitter towards XF though. I can't believe I have to endure these dating disasters all over again, you fucker.
Saturday PM: Gal pals come over and we head to G's house. He entertains us as always and we decide to hit up a local bar for a bit after. Meet 0 potentials, head home and pass out.
Sunday: date with Ram that I had zero interest in going on. No concert, no care.
He asks if I'd like to play ping pong.
UMMMMM...this is a joke, right?
I say no and suggest we do something close to my house instead...let's keep this non concert date as brief as possible.
He is very nice but it's as if I am hanging out with a high school kid, he's just so young/innocent in my eyes... So turns out he is pretty religious which is why he doesn't drink. I can respect it but I can't date it.
We play billiards, have dinner and he walks me to my car where he FINALLY kisses me.
It was terrible. No skills whatsoever, send help.
He invites me to the Jason Aldean concert Saturday, I decline and he says to let him know when I am free next. Ugh, is it mean to say I'm free when the next Capitals game is? He has free box seats via work so it's no cost out of pocket and he's always got the best seat in town.
Was supposed to see Jake after date with Ram and before picking up Arash from the airport but sadly ran out of time so I called him instead. We chatted for an hour, was a good talk then off I go to get Arash.
Stay tuned for my revelations about my feelings toward Arash (aka my roommate), 2 MIA guest posts, Jake updates, TinderToad updates, clearing the roster & MIAMI planning for my 28th year.
xo
Elle
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