I can only handle the misuse of your and you're so many times.
He hit 5x too many.
Ah, and today he texted me, "its reigning."
FML. You mean, raining...
I waited for him to quickly correct himself, it never happened.
All grammar aside, that isn't why I decided to call it quits.
I am typically the one to instigate seeing him. This past week, I decided I wasn't going to make a plan/invite him over and see if he took the REIGNS. (get it?)
Until about 7pm Thursday night when I already had plans.
Friday he came to my Halloween hangout and before I knew it, I blurted out that I'd met someone I'd like to give a chance to and before it got tricky, I wanted us to be just friends.
Jake: "But, but, but, what about chemistry? Do you have that with him?"
(Thinking about my fictional new man)
Elle: "Not like I do with you but you need chemistry + timing and we don't have the timing. It's fine you don't want what I want right now...but I know what I need and it's not you."
Jake: "I mean, are you sure?"
Elle: "Yea, I want to be upfront now so you don't accuse me of "big timing" you again...We have a lot in common and I want to stay friends, 100%."
Jake: "Just come here, kiss me."
To be really honest - I am not sure what hit me on Friday but I just knew I was done with this.
He's nice, the sex is good but I feel 0 things towards him right now...Maybe it was the week off that did it?
As Drake says, "my ex asked me where I'm moving, I said onto better things."