GROOMZILLA'S NUPTIALS TODAY!
I'm kindaaaa at the point where I don't give a fuck and could easily post some of the corny ass things that will surely be popping up all weekend on my newsfeed and insta (aka giving away their identities)...
Yeah, actually - consider that done.
Since I can't be there to witness this disgusting shit show and entertain you with it, I will def keep up with their social media, I am doing this for YOU my loyal readers.
Get excited for a weekend of gag worthy, groomzilla-ness.
PS XFactor had gained so much weight his suit for this didn't fit when I dumped him in August, wonder if the breakup helped aid him in getting slim or if he had to buy a new suit?
Probably still fat.