Anyone remember that Persian toad I went on one date with and decided to friendzone?
IDK if I named him but if not, say hi to Nima. Nima and I actually became friends and to my surprise, he's actually super cool and hilarious.
IDK why the first date was so meh for me but goes to show, sometimes you can jump the gun in judging someone.
He's officially part of my friend group now and I couldn't be happier about it.
Moral of that story - don't jump the gun on date one AND how many tinderfellas are now my tinderfriends? I HAVE A TALENT PEOPLE.
I had lunch with Antonio last Thursday.
It was supposed to be just him and I but at the last moment I texted our friend Megan (the one who is writing a crazy story for ya'll, prepare for a 3 piece, 3 week saga) and she ended up joining.
He fucking wore a suit, guys.
He knows suits and tuxes are my weakness. Aghhhhhh.
When I saw how hot he looked I wanted to take a quick bathroom detour (if ya know what I mean)
Lunch was PG. He mentioned shits still highly confusing with the ex but that it likely won't workout long term (but they are still having sleepovers and hooking up) sooooo basically not much has changed.
He said maybe he will finally let her go if he meets someone new.
To that I replied, "that's really unfair to any girl you do that to and I would know considering I was one."
So yes, when I look at him I still really wanna fuck him.
But as the time passes, the luster does fade.
Pretty soon, he will be a figment of the imagination and strictly in my tinderfella friendzone.
Speaking of that, maybe I need a new category on the sidebar for the tinderfriend zone....
Podcast update: MY EQUIPMENT GOT LOST IN THE MAIL. WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE APRIL 6. SPOILER ALERT: IT'S NOT HERE.
Onto other things that annoy me deeply, Arash.
I AM SO CONFLICTED. I love my apartment and the price I pay in rent. If I move, price jumps minimum $600 a month. Perk of that - I don't have to clean up after an aloof moron anymore and we might actually be able to stay friends. Downside - less $ saved for when I move to California.
Ummmm in other GIANT news - I made my laaaaast GIANT student loan payment last Friday and as of Monday, MY NAME IS CLEARED! Fuckkkkkk you Wells Fargo, I never have to see you agaiiiiiiin.
Paying off $88k before the age of 30 (im only 28) and in five working years is pretty fucking exciting. It's been a BEAST to do but now ITS OVER! G remembers the freak outs I had about being able to pay my rent and my loans some months. I had some points of real, scary, struggle.
I portray a very put together, posh life so this whole student loan thing is likely a giant surprise to most people. Lately I am allll about letting cats outta bags I guess?
No fucks 2017.
Anyhoo- I am tired but I have ALOT more on Arash to tell you (none of it being good) and some love life updates (none of them being great).