I cancelled on the hockey game anddddd on the Sia concert...
How to tell if a girl "just isn't that into you"
Invite her to all of the best activities your city has to offer and when she still doesn't show up, you should start to realize...
I am an asshole.
An hour before the Sia concert I texted saying I had a flat tire and couldn't make it.
I most definitely did not have a flat tire and was cozied up in my bed, too lazy to will myself to move.
He was very understanding and kind. Offered to come help me off the side of the fictional road I was stranded on. Aw.
Then, he followed up with...
Friday: Do you want to go to dinner?
Saturday: Do you want to go to the haunted forest?
Monday : Do you want to go zip lining this weekend?
LITERALLY EVERY FUN ACTIVITY ON THE PLANET.
Of course I don't like him. That would just be way too easy.
I hit the end of road with faking it and finally decided to act like the adult I sometimes pretend to be and texted him this on Monday...
"Hey Ram, sorry I am so bad at texting - I get sidetracked very easily and forget to go back and reply. This weekend is my best friends birthday and i have brunch with her family Sunday, thanks for the invite. You're a great guy but I really am not in a place for a relationship and would love to be your friend. I understand if you don't want to be friends, I wish you the best either way."
He replies a day later thanking me for my honesty and says he'd like to be friends. Being the gem he is, he asks if my mother who was recently hospitalized was doing alright.
I love the "nice guys" but they never can keep my attention. I dated one for two years (Persian fella who lived at home with mommy) and he was very nice but INCREDIBLY boring. Only thing he had going for him was in the bedroom where he was the exact opposite of his normal self.
I guess another one bites the dust. My roster is so incredibly empty, IDK what to do with myself.
Tinderfellas, Tinderfellas come out, come out, wherever you are.