Courtesy of Elle.com
Let's do a little dating recap, shall we?
Antonio - If he skipped his weekend golf trip, I was on the agenda. He didn't skip thus I won't see him til who freaking knows when...
The other tinder prospects we discussed last week never asked me out and thus got unmatched. BRUCE, BYE.
The League...Welcome to wannabe Elite dating in DC. So far this app is garbage but seeing as it's members only, we just hadddd to try it. I have one potential Leaguer date - meet Fabrizio. 100% Italian, terrible English but suggested a champagne date (2/2 on Italians suggesting champs dates) and I said I'd try for next week.
Tinder toads: There's 3 current conversations, they are all various levels of boring. One guy did ask for drinks this weekend anddd he lives down the street so let's hope we can squeeze that in on Sunday.
First boyfriend ever, EP wants to join me in January on a ski trip. Not opposed but he's also quite flakey so I am not counting on it to pan out.
XF is still calling incessantly to see me. Luckily, groomzilla is in town this weekend so he will be tied up and unable to hotline bling my phone to death.
OH and Arash update. We just hosted Thanksgiving together like a fully functioning married couple. We are spending Christmas together and we just finished decorating our house for the holidays...Married life has it's fun moments, ya'll. I found out from a friend that in his guys text group one of the fellas who lives abroad started questioning why Arash isn't dating me. I guess his friend FB stalked me and was all kinds of confused as to why Arash hadn't made a move. Well, to sum that up - he's a pussy/peter pan.
I have since decided that it wouldn't be a good match. His head is in the clouds pretty much all the time and I really value a strong sense of common sense in a fella.
So that is THAT.
Mia and I have 2 challenges this month which will be fun!
First: match with the same tinder toad (check), flirt with toad (check), and then show up on the date at the same time and confuse the fuck out of him. We matched with the same guy who is trying to fuck both of us and thought it'd be hilarious for them to meet for drinks, me be there with her before he shows up and then me be like, "oh wait, you look familiar...." then both of us dip out. OR Mia could just bang him (he is hot) and have a hook up bud for the winter? Either way works.
Second: We are attending an event Dec. 21st together and we have two extra tickets...We are inviting a second/third date to join us for a double. Now we just need to find some worthy toads for some holiday fun.
Time to go pretend to be productive.