So just when I think Jake is finally a thing of the past, I wake up to....
the world's worst instagram tag.
EVER
@elleohelle -->picture of hundreds of snakes
AWFUL way to wake up considering I am PETRIFIED of snakes and this asshole knows that.
Quickly, I think "how can I sting him back?"
He introduced me to the song, "Hotline Bling" by Drake a few weeks before it came out and every time I hear it, it reminds me of him now.
SO I typed into insta, #hotlinebling.
I find a meme with drake dancing and the caption,
"Drake 's music will have you staying up late at night wondering what went wrong in a relationship you were never in"
tag @jake_l
Then - I get a snap of a town I frequent for work with the caption, "trying to stalk you."
oh and what do ya know?
here's another snap!
let's see what this is...
something dumb in a cafe, whatever.
So two can play the douchebag social media game, I am ready for battle.
This is honestly just comedy in my life at this point, none of it is taken seriously.
I could block him, but what fun would that be?
Happy Thursday peeps.
Elle
the world's worst instagram tag.
EVER
@elleohelle -->picture of hundreds of snakes
AWFUL way to wake up considering I am PETRIFIED of snakes and this asshole knows that.
Quickly, I think "how can I sting him back?"
He introduced me to the song, "Hotline Bling" by Drake a few weeks before it came out and every time I hear it, it reminds me of him now.
SO I typed into insta, #hotlinebling.
I find a meme with drake dancing and the caption,
"Drake 's music will have you staying up late at night wondering what went wrong in a relationship you were never in"
tag @jake_l
Then - I get a snap of a town I frequent for work with the caption, "trying to stalk you."
oh and what do ya know?
here's another snap!
let's see what this is...
something dumb in a cafe, whatever.
So two can play the douchebag social media game, I am ready for battle.
This is honestly just comedy in my life at this point, none of it is taken seriously.
I could block him, but what fun would that be?
Happy Thursday peeps.
Elle
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