He was such a self obsessed, asshole I just couldn't bring myself to validate his shallowness by showing up or responding the the last six texts he sent.
I am about to leave for Istanbul so I will be brief...
He wanted me to come to his neighborhood aka far away from mine, I said no.
Him: "OKAY, I will come to you, you're hot enough to make the trip for."
Me: No reply.
Him: "Daily selfie" --> Proceeds to send the same selfie in his white coat twice. In 20 minute intervals, assuming I just didn't get it the first time. (TOAD)
Me: No reply.
The next day... (when we were supposed to go out)
Him: "I don't want to rush you since you're going to Turkey Wednesday, let's hang out when you get back." When is that gonna be?"
Me: Unfriend Nate on facebook + no reply.
And there you have it! Another successful day in the life of Elle on Tinder.
I had toyed with the idea of sending a stinging reply along the lines of, "Honestly, you've shown me about 10x you're consumed with appearance and are an enormous douche - good luck finding someone as shallow as you, it won't be me."
But instead I saved myself the drama and did the houdini.
Sorry I am not sorry,
Elle