I super like ya

12/7/2016

Was just scrolling through my tinder & realized 8/10 matches/convos have been "super" likes. (No, I'm not bragging)

I never used to get so many of these, what has changed??

1. Photos with 0 friends included
2. Boobs

So ladies, if you have boobs, use them. If your pics include friends, crop em!

(Attached photo isn't all 10 convo's, can't fit that in a screenshot - PS convo with David, TinderELLa -- classic move, Bro.)

Gotta get back to breaking hearts & taking names,

Elle

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- Writers -
Elle - Author of the blog, professional tinderella
G - Trusty male BFF, navigating the crazy world of dating, Mid-30's, lawyer
Mia - Female BFF, late 20's, searching for a tall, grammatically correct fella
Lily - Our first Podcast co-host, part of Elle's inner circle
Zoe - Florida's finest babe of a BFF, trying to avoid the South Tampa Douchebags
Megan - the craziest B I know
- Main Characters -
Toad - A fella from Tinder
Bruce - A generic, non-Tinder fella
Becky - a generic, basic bitch
Double Trouble - Fiery, fierce and down for anything, Elle's trouble making other half
Arash - Elle's roommate/best friend, lives in the clouds, single and searching for unicorns
X Factor - Elle's Armenian ex boyfriend who inspired the blog
Jake - Consistent rebound, clueless but kind
Liam - Ex Elle lived with, almost married & who is about to be married
Nate - Elle's college ex she dated on/off all four years
Babak - Elle's only Persian ex, rebound from Liam
Bobby(Dickhead #1) - First love, cheated on Elle on her birthday, currently married
Dickhead #2 - Mia's ex who cheated on her and married the bitch he cheated with
Bestie #1 & #2 - Twin best friends in CA who are searching for "the one"
Eve - Elle's ex BFF & worst break-up
Cyrus - Elle's favorite tinderfella who ghosted her
Rams - Concert buddy, doesn't drink, really sweet fella
Antonio - Italian lawyer, lots of chemistry, lots of fun, only toad to find the blog
Rami - California babe, met on a tinder group date, hottest guy I've ever met, ever
Nima - Hot persian tinderfella turned tinderfrienda

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