On a date.
Yep, the hippie, chill, tall, skinny dude. I actually like bikram yoga....but I haven't done it in about four years -- and I have never done 90 minutes of it in the presence of a guy I am sleeping with.
It's going to be interesting to say the least...
1. he is way skinnier than me
2. this was HIS idea and it's his yoga studio
3. I don't look/smell cute when drenched in sweat
I was worried our differences in lifestyle, personality, and pace were going to be a dealbreaker for my summer fling but as it turns out -- bikram yoga might seal the deal on him losing my number. Will this be rejection #2 of my summer?
It's likely I will...
turn into a tomato (100% chance)
smell & look like complete ass
all the while, this 6'3 dude will be twisting himself in pretzel formations with ease.
What does one wear on a hot yoga date?
I am NOT fit enough for shorts and a bra - let that be known now -- can I google this?
I'm allllll about my fitness this summer but this might be taking it one step too far.
Or maybe, this is one step closer to the new Elle. The one who wears tye dye, chilllllz, and does bikram yoga on the reg with her dude (because hippies probably don't do labels/boyfriends.)
THAT'S unlikely though. You can't sweat out persian genes.
(plus who would want to?!)
Wish me luck,