Fucking Love Languages

12/7/2016

I made XF re-take it because I couldn't remember his scores.

Lemme keep this brief: polar fucking opposite of me.

11 Acts of Service
8 Quality Time
5 Receiving Gifts
5 Words of Affirmation
1 Physical Touch

My results (because I'm sure you haven't memorized them):

10 Words of Affirmation
8 Physical Touch
7 Quality Time
3 Receiving Gifts
2 Acts of Service

HOW DO YOU BREACH A DIVIDE LIKE THIS?!
I don't want to show my love in acts of service. You need something delivered? Lemme call someone. You want the house cleaned? I can find a maid for that. I am allll about outsourcing. DIY is NOT my thing.

Quality time - that's fine. Whomever you marry, you'll be spending lots of time with.

Gifts - I can deal with that. I pick good shit.

Not receiving words of affirmation or sex? CAN'T hang. Just can't.

FML.

Elle

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- Writers -
Elle - Author of the blog, professional tinderella
G - Trusty male BFF, navigating the crazy world of dating, Mid-30's, lawyer
Mia - Female BFF, late 20's, searching for a tall, grammatically correct fella
Lily - Our first Podcast co-host, part of Elle's inner circle
Zoe - Florida's finest babe of a BFF, trying to avoid the South Tampa Douchebags
Megan - the craziest B I know
- Main Characters -
Toad - A fella from Tinder
Bruce - A generic, non-Tinder fella
Becky - a generic, basic bitch
Double Trouble - Fiery, fierce and down for anything, Elle's trouble making other half
Arash - Elle's roommate/best friend, lives in the clouds, single and searching for unicorns
X Factor - Elle's Armenian ex boyfriend who inspired the blog
Jake - Consistent rebound, clueless but kind
Liam - Ex Elle lived with, almost married & who is about to be married
Nate - Elle's college ex she dated on/off all four years
Babak - Elle's only Persian ex, rebound from Liam
Bobby(Dickhead #1) - First love, cheated on Elle on her birthday, currently married
Dickhead #2 - Mia's ex who cheated on her and married the bitch he cheated with
Bestie #1 & #2 - Twin best friends in CA who are searching for "the one"
Eve - Elle's ex BFF & worst break-up
Cyrus - Elle's favorite tinderfella who ghosted her
Rams - Concert buddy, doesn't drink, really sweet fella
Antonio - Italian lawyer, lots of chemistry, lots of fun, only toad to find the blog
Rami - California babe, met on a tinder group date, hottest guy I've ever met, ever
Nima - Hot persian tinderfella turned tinderfrienda

Fucking Love Languages

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