What happens when...
you match with two incredibly cute Persian doctors in the same week?
You jump up and down joyously that you FINALLY may have swiped yes on two non-toads. WHO HAVE JOBS!!!!
THEN what do you do when...
they both message you asking for dates?
BUT
they both look oddly similar....
and
they happen to work at the same hospital...
You stalk the fuck out of them to determine why you've matched with the same guy twice & why he has two profiles using two different names...
After much lurking, you discover...
you match with two incredibly cute Persian doctors in the same week?
You jump up and down joyously that you FINALLY may have swiped yes on two non-toads. WHO HAVE JOBS!!!!
THEN what do you do when...
they both message you asking for dates?
BUT
they both look oddly similar....
and
they happen to work at the same hospital...
You stalk the fuck out of them to determine why you've matched with the same guy twice & why he has two profiles using two different names...
After much lurking, you discover...
THESE TOADS ARE BROTHERS!
FUCK.
Two dates in the same week with two guys who are brothers and work at the same hospital.
Date #1 happens to be with the lamer of the two...how do you cancel on Dr. 1 and meet Dr. 2 first?
You can't go on dates with both of them because obviously, they are related and that is super fucking weird.
SO you bite the bullet and meet Dr. 1.
For starters: he has to reschedule the date 3x. He's Persian AND he's a doctor so you let it slide because its rare you find a hot combination like that...
Date day finally arrives anddddd he's 30 minutes late. So you wait in the car for him to arrive, only to see a cute guy pull up in a Porsche and sit on his phone for another 30 minutes...You know it's Dr. 1 because his license plate reads, "DOCTOR". Way to be subtle...
Finally, the toad emerges and you go into the restaurant.
He spends 90% of the time on his phone and is a total jackass. Not only did he keep you waiting BUT now he's rude enough to be taking calls and sending emails?
UGH. The regret of picking the wrong brother. DAMMIT.
You quickly depart and never hear from the jackass again.
So friends, when faced with such a decision, choose wisely.
xo
Elle
(PS this story is from Bestie#1 in California, hence why I wrote it so differently. Bestie, we are sending all the good vibes your way!! May your next toad be your best toad!)
FUCK.
Two dates in the same week with two guys who are brothers and work at the same hospital.
Date #1 happens to be with the lamer of the two...how do you cancel on Dr. 1 and meet Dr. 2 first?
You can't go on dates with both of them because obviously, they are related and that is super fucking weird.
SO you bite the bullet and meet Dr. 1.
For starters: he has to reschedule the date 3x. He's Persian AND he's a doctor so you let it slide because its rare you find a hot combination like that...
Date day finally arrives anddddd he's 30 minutes late. So you wait in the car for him to arrive, only to see a cute guy pull up in a Porsche and sit on his phone for another 30 minutes...You know it's Dr. 1 because his license plate reads, "DOCTOR". Way to be subtle...
Finally, the toad emerges and you go into the restaurant.
He spends 90% of the time on his phone and is a total jackass. Not only did he keep you waiting BUT now he's rude enough to be taking calls and sending emails?
UGH. The regret of picking the wrong brother. DAMMIT.
You quickly depart and never hear from the jackass again.
So friends, when faced with such a decision, choose wisely.
xo
Elle
(PS this story is from Bestie#1 in California, hence why I wrote it so differently. Bestie, we are sending all the good vibes your way!! May your next toad be your best toad!)
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