Well...
All that anticipation for Z was a waste of fucking time. He is SUCH a loser my head actually wants to spin off my body and roll onto the floor into a pile of sand.
He asked if I'd watch a soccer game with him...one of his teams was playing and God forbid he miss a match...Sorry, no girl wants to watch soccer on a first date. (XFactors basketball obsession was enough to teach me that dudes who put sports before ladies ARE THE FUCKING WORST.)
Date? This isn't a date.
HUH? WHAT IS IT THEN?
This MORON doesn't consider meeting me a date. EXCUSE ME Sir. Dumblefuck but you are 31 years old...WTF DO YOU THINK THIS IS????????? We haven't been texting every single day for two weeks for this to not be a "date".
Oh you know just meeting for soccer and a drink...he doesn't call it a date until it's "exclusive". So basically you're still in middle school?
Alright jackass you are clearly a waste of my precious fucking time, lose my number, cya NEVER.
All that anticipation for Z was a waste of fucking time. He is SUCH a loser my head actually wants to spin off my body and roll onto the floor into a pile of sand.
He asked if I'd watch a soccer game with him...one of his teams was playing and God forbid he miss a match...Sorry, no girl wants to watch soccer on a first date. (XFactors basketball obsession was enough to teach me that dudes who put sports before ladies ARE THE FUCKING WORST.)
Date? This isn't a date.
HUH? WHAT IS IT THEN?
This MORON doesn't consider meeting me a date. EXCUSE ME Sir. Dumblefuck but you are 31 years old...WTF DO YOU THINK THIS IS????????? We haven't been texting every single day for two weeks for this to not be a "date".
Oh you know just meeting for soccer and a drink...he doesn't call it a date until it's "exclusive". So basically you're still in middle school?
Alright jackass you are clearly a waste of my precious fucking time, lose my number, cya NEVER.
That is legitimately how that ended. Poor G is appalled he ever thought little persian pusswad was a good idea. We won't blame G for this error though, he would've never put me through it had he known.
So Z, have a great life with your soccer ball and your hand, no girl with even the tiniest brain is going to want to come near you.
OH WAIT - I almost forgot this tidbit....He said he was a patent lawyer, he works at G's firm so I assumed hey, that's legit. G informed me last night when he took me out instead that Z is actually just a data mining minion and doesn't work in law WHATSOEVER.
aka he makes like way less $$$ and is a huge liar.
L A M E.
Onto other topics of discussion....
A tinder toad I kinda wrote off popped back on the radar today and asked me to join him for the Kanye West concert tomorrow night.
Well, that surely is a LEGIT first date. Z could stand to learn a thing or two from Ram. As could Jake...
Unfortunately I already committed to a baseball game with Jake and friends soooooo I told Ram I'd be an hour late but I'd definitely be there....which meansssss....
I'm bringing a change of clothes to the baseball stadium, hanging for a sec, changing in the bathroom, passing my clothes off to my girlfriend and hopping in an uber over to the concert....sorry I'm not sorry.
He's gonna be so fucking mad when he realizes I dipped out for a first date with someone else.
I'm sure you're wondering, how will he even know??
Oh you know, the worlds best app and my favorite torture device.
Snapchat, duh.
I will be live snapping the entire date so if you personally know me, better add me fast because it should be veryyyy interesting.
I've got about six potential dates/dudes who want to date me on snapchat so when I snap from our BOX SEATS/SUITE - "Kanye West box seats/suite life...best first date ever" all these toads are gonna know what's up.
You wanna impress me? Top this toads. Jake, step your goddamn game up. BUY A GIRL A DRINK, maybs some dinner?
&
Friday is Cyrus! I can't wait to see him again, I am legit giddy even thinking about it. He's been amazing about texting too - I guess he was just waiting for me to get back home and make it known I was still interested? Not complaining and SO glad I took some initiative.
LASTLY -
XFactor was sending me photos of cats & dogs yesterday...Ummm with all due respect, fuck the fuck off. I know you know I love animals but seriously? You're a manipulative asshole and you just need to buy a plane ticket for you and your fam back to Armenia. One way, 15 stops, no return tickets permitted.
Can I get an AMEN?!
Feeling sassy, fierce, and bitchy as hell,
Elle
So Z, have a great life with your soccer ball and your hand, no girl with even the tiniest brain is going to want to come near you.
OH WAIT - I almost forgot this tidbit....He said he was a patent lawyer, he works at G's firm so I assumed hey, that's legit. G informed me last night when he took me out instead that Z is actually just a data mining minion and doesn't work in law WHATSOEVER.
aka he makes like way less $$$ and is a huge liar.
L A M E.
Onto other topics of discussion....
A tinder toad I kinda wrote off popped back on the radar today and asked me to join him for the Kanye West concert tomorrow night.
Well, that surely is a LEGIT first date. Z could stand to learn a thing or two from Ram. As could Jake...
Unfortunately I already committed to a baseball game with Jake and friends soooooo I told Ram I'd be an hour late but I'd definitely be there....which meansssss....
I'm bringing a change of clothes to the baseball stadium, hanging for a sec, changing in the bathroom, passing my clothes off to my girlfriend and hopping in an uber over to the concert....sorry I'm not sorry.
He's gonna be so fucking mad when he realizes I dipped out for a first date with someone else.
I'm sure you're wondering, how will he even know??
Oh you know, the worlds best app and my favorite torture device.
Snapchat, duh.
I will be live snapping the entire date so if you personally know me, better add me fast because it should be veryyyy interesting.
I've got about six potential dates/dudes who want to date me on snapchat so when I snap from our BOX SEATS/SUITE - "Kanye West box seats/suite life...best first date ever" all these toads are gonna know what's up.
You wanna impress me? Top this toads. Jake, step your goddamn game up. BUY A GIRL A DRINK, maybs some dinner?
&
Friday is Cyrus! I can't wait to see him again, I am legit giddy even thinking about it. He's been amazing about texting too - I guess he was just waiting for me to get back home and make it known I was still interested? Not complaining and SO glad I took some initiative.
LASTLY -
XFactor was sending me photos of cats & dogs yesterday...Ummm with all due respect, fuck the fuck off. I know you know I love animals but seriously? You're a manipulative asshole and you just need to buy a plane ticket for you and your fam back to Armenia. One way, 15 stops, no return tickets permitted.
Can I get an AMEN?!
Feeling sassy, fierce, and bitchy as hell,
Elle
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