Jason seemed normal. Asked me out within a few days of chattering, 6'2, Indian, good job, lives down the street. We plan to meet at a local bar for drinks Friday and keep it simple.
We met at 9:20pm and I didn't get to flee until MIDNIGHT.
This doesn't sound terrible except this guy had NO idea that he was the worst.
He talked and talked and talked and talked and talked and talked.
I was falling asleep at one point, it got so bad.
He then orders food. FML, now I am stuck even longer. I decide to lock myself in the bathroom for five solid minutes so he can eat without speaking thus hurrying up the dining process.
Thankfully when I return, his food is finished.
Sadly, he has just ordered his third drink.
WILL I EVER GET OUT OF HERE!?
This guy had the personality of beige wallpaper, spoke WAY too loud, didn't make eye contact while telling his useless, longwinded stories and he kept touching my leg. Ugh.
We walk out of the bar and he asks maybeeeee 100x, "I hope you had a good time, I hope you had a good time, I hope you had a good time!"
How do you respond to that when you absolutely, 10000000 percent didn't?
After this date, I realized all I need in life - I already have.
Two cats and a bed.
At one point I started recording the date on my phone but our trusty lawyer, G informed me that it might not be the wisest move to post without consent. (You know, when the blog blows up and Jason finds it - he might get mad.)
That was date 1/2 for the weekend.
Date 2 occurred Sunday night with Rams (concert fella). He came over to my house and brought my favorite flowers (lilies) and chocolates. This guy is so sweet and innocent, AH it's precious. Makes me feel like I am back in high school. We started making out after we watched a movie (it was a little better than before) and then it became clear he was trying to get laid. Luckily, it's a bad time of the month so that got shut down. He invited me to a concert (shocking) when I get back from Dallas so I won't see him for a week which is good. He is sweet but I think he is way too innocent for me. He has no edge to him and he isn't sarcastic which is kind of a turnoff... His text when he got home last night read, "Elle, thank you for tonight. As always, you are beautiful. Your house is really nice, and I liked your Christmas tree. See you next week."
Antonio left Thursday to golf with the bros and I haven't heard a peep. I think he returns today? I've decided if I don't hear from him by Wednesday, he will be replaced as my gala date. No expectations anymore.
Si. Persian, 28, super cute, wants to meet up Tuesday for dinner...we just matched last night so if I have time, I will definitely try and swing it.
Ryan. White toad, 33, easy to chat with. Hasn't asked me out yet but suggested after my Dallas trip we do something. We both share a love for gummy bears so that's a good start. We shall see... ;)
That's about it for now. Have a good week peeps.
PS the cast has been updated to include...Cyrus, Rams, and Antonio. Cyrus is only important still because he was the best tinderfella of 2016 so until he stops being referenced, we will keep him there for our new readers. Am I missing anyone??