Alright let's see...
I went on a third wheel date with double trouble right before my birthday...meet Hefferson. Heff is 34, super successful, well traveled, tall, hot and funny as fuck. DT invited him to meet us at a bar on Sunday and because I am a loser, I pretty much just joined their date...or he joined ours? Who knows. Anyways, this guy was HILARIOUS. We both really liked him. I am intro'ing him now because we will pick back up on him later, in a different post.
Ram aka concert kid. We went on a billiards date and then I pushed him off for the next 2.5 weeks. Saturday we had a movie date and afterwards he walked me to my car to give me a birthday gift....oh maaaannnnn I feel zero things towards this guy but how thoughtful. THEN he kissed me. Once again, he is the worst kisser ever but my girl A urged me to stay the course...Hockey box seats + concerts....
Of course he invited me to the Sia concert Wednesday and a hockey game tonight... FML I really feel like I am using this kid for his box connections. He's nice, we get along but there is just NO way this is gonna turn into something romantical. But there is also a very slim chance any other toad is going to invite me to do all of the coolest shit. When single, why not mingle?
At what point do I HAVE TO cut the cord though?
The new toad roster:
A few basic bro's, all white guys & 1 Indian guy who splits his time between OC and DC aka perfection.
As of right now I have...
Hockey tonight, Sia tomorrow, drinks Thursday with a new toad.
Jake has been on the forefront... He took me to a really great birthday dinner and spent the entire weekend doing birthday related activities AND I really do like him. I want to date him. I can see a lot of potential with him. I am totally fine with how skinny he is because he's kinda ripped and has the best shoulders/arms/hottest voice.
BUT
We are on two very different timelines in life. He can't really imagine getting engaged for the next 5 years. Kids? Who even knows when that'd be on the table. He wants to make his first million before settling down...aka he's a dreamer (not saying it can't be done) but if hitting a $$ goal is what determines the rest, I could be waiting forever and it's not a risk I am willing to take. Womp, womp, womp. He really has made such progress since we met. Ahhhh and yes, the sex is definitely skewing things in my mind...it's just so consistently GOOD and so easily accessed. As ya'll know, I slept with Rami in California and Cyrus in DC but clearly both of those things didn't pan out to something legitimate. Jake's the only fella who has been consistent in my life since I became single.
That brings me to....
the return of X Factor.
There really isn't a whole lot to say besides he texted me on my birthday, some generic bs that I ignored. Then he texted me while out bowling during my bday weekend and to that, I replied.
I think it was two days later...flood gates opened and so much talking occurred. I told him I've been sleeping with three other people, I told him he sucked in bed, gained too much weight, emotionally was unfulfilling and a whole buncha other harsh yet true shit.
He agreed the sex sucked and that he mentally checked out on me. He also admitted he went on a date with an Armenian hoe while in Vegas on the trip we were supposed to be on together...That pissed me off but whatever, not terribly surprising?
He said a bunch of other shit I've heard before, I decided after speaking to him it'd be best I didn't attend this engagement party that I really did want to attend but knew he'd be there. I am OK seeing him at some point, we just aren't at that point right now. He doesn't deserve to see me - especially in his city, right next to his apartment building. That's a whole lot of 0 effort on his part. Mofo, you want me back? SHOW THE FUCK UP.
That being said, I don't want him back right now AND I have made that crystal clear. I am enjoying whatever state I am in right now and nothing needs to fuck that up. Being selfish is pretty fantastic. That being said, I haven't been on any mind boggling great dates since my first freaking tinder date back in the game aka Cyrus. I think I am due for one now, fingers crossed.
Unless a guy is willing to give me what I want, when I want it... it's gonna be a swift BYE BRUCE. (But if you take me to concerts and hockey games weekly...I guess I can keep you around a bit longer...)
"I give zero fucks and I got zero chill in me."
xo
Elle
PS lots more to come! ;)
I went on a third wheel date with double trouble right before my birthday...meet Hefferson. Heff is 34, super successful, well traveled, tall, hot and funny as fuck. DT invited him to meet us at a bar on Sunday and because I am a loser, I pretty much just joined their date...or he joined ours? Who knows. Anyways, this guy was HILARIOUS. We both really liked him. I am intro'ing him now because we will pick back up on him later, in a different post.
Ram aka concert kid. We went on a billiards date and then I pushed him off for the next 2.5 weeks. Saturday we had a movie date and afterwards he walked me to my car to give me a birthday gift....oh maaaannnnn I feel zero things towards this guy but how thoughtful. THEN he kissed me. Once again, he is the worst kisser ever but my girl A urged me to stay the course...Hockey box seats + concerts....
Of course he invited me to the Sia concert Wednesday and a hockey game tonight... FML I really feel like I am using this kid for his box connections. He's nice, we get along but there is just NO way this is gonna turn into something romantical. But there is also a very slim chance any other toad is going to invite me to do all of the coolest shit. When single, why not mingle?
At what point do I HAVE TO cut the cord though?
The new toad roster:
A few basic bro's, all white guys & 1 Indian guy who splits his time between OC and DC aka perfection.
As of right now I have...
Hockey tonight, Sia tomorrow, drinks Thursday with a new toad.
Jake has been on the forefront... He took me to a really great birthday dinner and spent the entire weekend doing birthday related activities AND I really do like him. I want to date him. I can see a lot of potential with him. I am totally fine with how skinny he is because he's kinda ripped and has the best shoulders/arms/hottest voice.
BUT
We are on two very different timelines in life. He can't really imagine getting engaged for the next 5 years. Kids? Who even knows when that'd be on the table. He wants to make his first million before settling down...aka he's a dreamer (not saying it can't be done) but if hitting a $$ goal is what determines the rest, I could be waiting forever and it's not a risk I am willing to take. Womp, womp, womp. He really has made such progress since we met. Ahhhh and yes, the sex is definitely skewing things in my mind...it's just so consistently GOOD and so easily accessed. As ya'll know, I slept with Rami in California and Cyrus in DC but clearly both of those things didn't pan out to something legitimate. Jake's the only fella who has been consistent in my life since I became single.
That brings me to....
the return of X Factor.
There really isn't a whole lot to say besides he texted me on my birthday, some generic bs that I ignored. Then he texted me while out bowling during my bday weekend and to that, I replied.
I think it was two days later...flood gates opened and so much talking occurred. I told him I've been sleeping with three other people, I told him he sucked in bed, gained too much weight, emotionally was unfulfilling and a whole buncha other harsh yet true shit.
He agreed the sex sucked and that he mentally checked out on me. He also admitted he went on a date with an Armenian hoe while in Vegas on the trip we were supposed to be on together...That pissed me off but whatever, not terribly surprising?
He said a bunch of other shit I've heard before, I decided after speaking to him it'd be best I didn't attend this engagement party that I really did want to attend but knew he'd be there. I am OK seeing him at some point, we just aren't at that point right now. He doesn't deserve to see me - especially in his city, right next to his apartment building. That's a whole lot of 0 effort on his part. Mofo, you want me back? SHOW THE FUCK UP.
That being said, I don't want him back right now AND I have made that crystal clear. I am enjoying whatever state I am in right now and nothing needs to fuck that up. Being selfish is pretty fantastic. That being said, I haven't been on any mind boggling great dates since my first freaking tinder date back in the game aka Cyrus. I think I am due for one now, fingers crossed.
Unless a guy is willing to give me what I want, when I want it... it's gonna be a swift BYE BRUCE. (But if you take me to concerts and hockey games weekly...I guess I can keep you around a bit longer...)
"I give zero fucks and I got zero chill in me."
xo
Elle
PS lots more to come! ;)
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