This sounds like paradise, right?
Welcome to the Sunshine State and the ridiculous dating scene that goes along with it!
Elle and I have practically grown up together, shared a lot of memories, and now unfortunately sharing in the same misfortune of finding terribly, horrible men in our cities. I moved to the sunshine state a few years back for a new faces and scenery after a horrible break up with my boring, plain and very small town boyfriend. Best decision ever.
Everyone is beautiful and friendly. This seemed pretty promising and I was eager to quickly get back into the dating scene! Since I was new to the area, I decided to check out “Match.com” before succumbing to the app we all love to hate, Tinder. I had a theory that guys who were willing to actually pay to find a woman would be decent, established men. Wrong!! It doesn’t matter if you pay or sign up for a free site. Guys in certain cities in Florida are typically all the same and looking for one thing, attractive women to have sex with.
Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy sex as much as the next gal but that’s not what I’m looking for. I’m not looking to slut it up with every hot professional guy I meet. I can’t be mad at the guys here for only wanting that because: 1. They’re hot and usually established and 2. Girls are willing to give it up because of this. It’s like Goldie Locks and the 3 *cocks*, “This one is too small, this one is too big, and this one is juuusst right!” After a few disastrous dates on Match.com and listening to Elle’s Tinder adventures (and Tinder disasters), I decided to download the popular app and give it a try. That was a year ago and here I am, still running around with freaks, weirdoes and the attractive, professional men who still want to be playboys in the sunny, sexy city of _____.
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xxx Zoe xxx