I'm with Jake on my roof drinking wine and because I don't save TinderToad numbers until we have met, I have NO idea who is calling. So I answer incase it's business or something.
"HEY!! what's up?!"
"Uhhhh...who is this?"
"OH. Sorry, didn't save the name... Uhhhh can we talk another time, I'm busy and uhhhh...."
"Oh, sure....that's fine, I just wanted to call and say hi."
(We haven't met. We matched yesterday. Why are you calling me? What the fuck? Hope Jake doesn't see how awkward I just got....ugh, weird.)
"Okay, well I have to go, goodbye."
So the next night I call him back - he had texted asking me to so I did. It was a pretty decent hour long convo. Pleasantly surprised.
Sunday rolls around and we are texting. I mention I am moving in with my best guy friend who also happens to be Persian and I am very excited about it. He says... "Don't you think living with a guy will ruin your chances at finding a husband?"
I'll just attach the text so you can see for yourself.
After that gem of a text, he calls. Proceeds to talk my ear off for an hour and I am ready to block him. Ugh, TOO much, too soon!!!! My friend listens to the convo as I have it on speaker, muted as I get ready for my day. Where do I find these guys?
Next day - he calls again. I don't answer. I never tell guys what I do for work so he hears my voicemail recording and boom, cat is out of the bag. UGH.
So thanks tinder for another dude who wants to be my biz partner - gonna pass on that. (And at least I was nice about it)
So damn annoyed.