After years of avoiding the show The Bachelor/Bachelorette - my girlfriends forced me into watching this season with JoJo Fletcher...What a mistake that was but now that I've wasted countless hours on JoJo and her stellar personality, I am committed. Oh and she chooses Mini Rodgers, spoiler alert.
This brings me to Bachelor in Paradise -- starring The Chad -the only reason this season was worth watching & my favorite to follow on snapchat, Serial killer (bottom left), Penis problems and Spongebob.
Chad - ultimate BRO / asshole, says everything like it is and makes TV fun again.
Serial Killer - Canadian, zero personality, wishes he was The Chad.
Penis Problems - Erectile Dysfunction expert, wears more jewelry than Joan Rivers and is a super loser
Spongebob- Firefighter, dumped his super hot gf to go on Bachelorette (Chad then flew to LA after Bachelorette and hooked up with her and posted about it on IG), he's self obsessed and also lacks a personality.
The girls I know zero about.
THE GOOD NEWS - I will be writing a Bachelor in Paradise recap each week. PRAYING this is more exciting than the Bachelorette this season.
Side note - if Robby is the next Bachelor, we all need to start a boycott.
So stay tuned for some funny recaps on TV's worst shows.
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