Here is the introduction to my new book, Bitch, Don't be so Basic"
Excuse me while I pry that pumpkin spice latte out of your hands and torch your uggs.
Class in session, sit your ass down.
Do you find yourself being overlooked on tinder? So many matches but not enough messages? Or perhaps you get asked on the date but somehow you can never snag the guy.
These are classic signs that you might suffer from being a basic bitch.
The good news - you're not alone.
The best news - the book is here to save your life, personality and wardrobe.
Basicness plagues roughly 99% of millennial women...
How do you define "basic?" - the overwhelming urge to do, wear, and act like every other bitch around you.
Give yourself a pat on the back for realizing that you need help and for purchasing this book. If you received it as a gift, consider this a sign that you are in desperate need of saving.
This is your ten-step guide to freeing yourself from the constraints of being a basic bitch and becoming the unique, interesting and datable person that's hiding underneath all your fake bullshit.
Let's get started!