Are absolutely my least favorite thing on the planet.
Ugh, I fucking haaaate them.
Unfortunately, I just found one in my circle of friends.
This person isn't extremely close to me but they do know about the blog.
So snake, if you're reading - I'm on to you.
I'm sure you know who you are. I sure as hell do.
This person is an undercover shit starter (at least I'm upfront about it) and she is sarcastically sweet so you'd never suspect she was a shit starter.
Point is, I'm onto you.
I trusted you with my secret and clearly, that was a mistake.
I welcomed you into my home for holidays - clearly, another terrible call but hey, I'm a giver like that. As bitchy as I may seem on the blog, I don't like the idea of people spending the holidays alone.
That being said...
I won't be so stupid moving forward and you can count on your invitations forever being lost in the mail. Lucky for you, I'm about a year away from leaving this city so you won't have to deal with me much longer.
I'm sure you're reading so just wanted to make sure my message was heard loud and clear. (Oh and you can tune out now)
I won't sit here and put you on blast for being a gigantic asshole because that's not what the blog is for.
SO
I'd greatly appreciate you never mentioning the blog again or stirring up shit. I trusted you and that's fucked up on YOU. So much for girl code.
Cya never, bye.
xo xo,
Elle
PS password for the archives is changed. If you want it, ask. You'll know how to reach me.
Ugh, I fucking haaaate them.
Unfortunately, I just found one in my circle of friends.
This person isn't extremely close to me but they do know about the blog.
So snake, if you're reading - I'm on to you.
I'm sure you know who you are. I sure as hell do.
This person is an undercover shit starter (at least I'm upfront about it) and she is sarcastically sweet so you'd never suspect she was a shit starter.
Point is, I'm onto you.
I trusted you with my secret and clearly, that was a mistake.
I welcomed you into my home for holidays - clearly, another terrible call but hey, I'm a giver like that. As bitchy as I may seem on the blog, I don't like the idea of people spending the holidays alone.
That being said...
I won't be so stupid moving forward and you can count on your invitations forever being lost in the mail. Lucky for you, I'm about a year away from leaving this city so you won't have to deal with me much longer.
I'm sure you're reading so just wanted to make sure my message was heard loud and clear. (Oh and you can tune out now)
I won't sit here and put you on blast for being a gigantic asshole because that's not what the blog is for.
SO
I'd greatly appreciate you never mentioning the blog again or stirring up shit. I trusted you and that's fucked up on YOU. So much for girl code.
Cya never, bye.
xo xo,
Elle
PS password for the archives is changed. If you want it, ask. You'll know how to reach me.
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