1. Remembering that guys are WAY stupider than gals
2. don't give a fuck
IDK why I get so caught up in shit. At the end of the day, who cares? Fuck engagement and all that stuff. Everyone is doing it but honestly, fuck it.
Also - stop holding guys to same mental capacity as you hold yourself or your girlfriends. Their penis makes them incapable of actually communicating clear thoughts or being a somewhat decent human. We should blame ourselves for thinking that men were ever on our level to begin with.
SHAME ON US, LADIES.
Oh and I was totally lying about being friends (re post below). That was a mean girl move to F with his head. If we ever truly do cut ties, WE WILL NOT BE FRIENDS. Later, we talked on the phone and I said, "you know what? Fuck it all. Let's just pretend everything is peachy perfect."
THEN I layered it on thick. To a point where I was actually laughing my ass off in bed because it is 100000% not who I am. I'll attach the screenshots so you can LOL your ass off too.
So guys, you're all fucking idiots and sorry I am not sorry because its the truth.
HOWEVER - My fake ass alter ego can assure you that, you men are the best thing ever and are capable of no wrong! You guys are the reason our world turns, the key to our happiness and are just the smartest, most logical people out there. MWAH, just adore you guys!
Excuse me while I gag myself. and sorry for all the profanity - not very ladylike but as I've said before, IDGAF.
Have a good weekend peeps. I know I will thoroughly enjoy my new mantra of not giving a fuck. If you call and I don't answer, don't take it personally I just DGAF.
toodles,
Elle
2. don't give a fuck
IDK why I get so caught up in shit. At the end of the day, who cares? Fuck engagement and all that stuff. Everyone is doing it but honestly, fuck it.
Also - stop holding guys to same mental capacity as you hold yourself or your girlfriends. Their penis makes them incapable of actually communicating clear thoughts or being a somewhat decent human. We should blame ourselves for thinking that men were ever on our level to begin with.
SHAME ON US, LADIES.
Oh and I was totally lying about being friends (re post below). That was a mean girl move to F with his head. If we ever truly do cut ties, WE WILL NOT BE FRIENDS. Later, we talked on the phone and I said, "you know what? Fuck it all. Let's just pretend everything is peachy perfect."
THEN I layered it on thick. To a point where I was actually laughing my ass off in bed because it is 100000% not who I am. I'll attach the screenshots so you can LOL your ass off too.
So guys, you're all fucking idiots and sorry I am not sorry because its the truth.
HOWEVER - My fake ass alter ego can assure you that, you men are the best thing ever and are capable of no wrong! You guys are the reason our world turns, the key to our happiness and are just the smartest, most logical people out there. MWAH, just adore you guys!
Excuse me while I gag myself. and sorry for all the profanity - not very ladylike but as I've said before, IDGAF.
Have a good weekend peeps. I know I will thoroughly enjoy my new mantra of not giving a fuck. If you call and I don't answer, don't take it personally I just DGAF.
toodles,
Elle
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