FML, I hate you right now bro.
My tinder Bruces...where to begin.
Bruce #1/Chase didn't ghost me afterall. He texted today to check-in. The sex was on point but meh, he didn't leave me wanting more of his introverted personality. Could see a nice hook-up buddy situation in our future but I don't think he's my next boyfriend.
Bruce #2/Velcro didn't wear his geriatric shoes last night! (small victory) instead he wore his Nike gym shoes...I guess he has an injury so that explains the weird shoe situation. I'll let it slide now that I know what is going on. We had our second date last night and we met at the bowling alley. He was 15 minutes late which I didn't appreciate considering I hauled ass to get there on time (my workout ended at 7:30pm so I had to drive home, shower, makeup, hair, uber all within an hour) and I DID. Then we go to get our lane that he told me he had reserved andddddd the idiot made a dinner res, not a bowling one. "I did it on opentable" -- ummmm dude, you can't reserve bowling on opentable. PLEBIAN.
So we have a drink then decide to go do hookah. Our uber can't find us so we are running around outside foreverrrrr (it's freezing) and finally I tell him to just cancel it and let's get a taxi. Finalllllly he agrees, we grab a cab and go. We go to get out andddd he swipes his card to pay...denied. Hmmm....that's no good...I know these things can happen at awkward times for no good reason so I'll pretend I didn't notice and keep moving.
We are at the hookah spot having great conversation and he leans in to kiss me. He does this weird tongue thing where he moves it back and forth (left to right) really fast. Uhhhh...what are you doing Velcro? This is weird...
We kiss a handful more times, same thing...
It's now midnight, I've got an early workout in the morning, his kissing has kinda turned me off despite him being a very attractive fella (those muscles...). We are right near his apt and I tell him I'm sorry but I need to get to sleep, I am exhausted and I've got a workout in the AM. He thinks I'm lying about the workout and that I am trying to ghost him or something? IDK the whole exchange was really insecure/annoying. I told him I don't wanna sleep with him tonight, he says we could just cuddle, I say I'm no good at that, sorry but I gotta go. Side note I am also INSANELY hungry yet again. I've had 2 drinks and no proper dinner post gym so I NEED to get home and eat. (Which is exactly what I did, no shame in that game)
I will go on date 3 with him, I will likely hookup with him (might as well see what it's like) but I don't see a long term thing with him either. The whole Jewish bit really fucks things up. He might pretend to be down with a non-Jew for awhile but then when it comes time to get married and have kids...I can already see the argument arising on how they'll be raised, etc.
I just wanna find someone who is fine leaving religion out of the equation.
I was supposed to meet that surgeon today but I am kinda over dating for the week. Four dates in seven days is kind of taxing especially since I went from zero dates for the past few months to this.
I hate to admit it but I miss Antonio. We would text daily and now, its silence. I'm mad at him for going back to the ex, I'm mad at him for calling me a "fun mistake", I'm mad I ever let myself like him to begin with.
He's not even as hot as my dates this week have been but that doesn't seem to matter because while I sit around with Bruce #1 and #2, I wish I was with Antonio.
Praying that feeling ceases ASAP. It's only a matter of time til his ex starts posting cute shit with him tagged on fb. (atleast shes ugly?)
kiiiiilllllll me now.
My tinder dinner party went well! Arash made some friends and we all had a really good time. Ah, the friend zone. A wonderful place indeed.
Sorry this post kinda sucks, my head has been in the clouds alllllll weekend and I'm distracted for no apparent reason.
PS no 3rd dates set up with Chase or Velcro. Stay tuned...