Category: Bachelor

Coming to ya fresh....

7/27/2016

After years of avoiding the show The Bachelor/Bachelorette - my girlfriends forced me into watching this season with JoJo Fletcher...What a mistake that was but now that I've wasted countless hours on JoJo and her stellar personality, I am committed. Oh and she chooses Mini Rodgers, spoiler alert.

This brings me to Bachelor in Paradise -- starring The Chad -the only reason this season was worth watching & my favorite to follow on snapchat, Serial killer (bottom left), Penis problems and Spongebob.

Chad - ultimate BRO / asshole, says everything like it is and makes TV fun again.
Serial Killer - Canadian, zero personality, wishes he was The Chad.
Penis Problems - Erectile Dysfunction expert, wears more jewelry than Joan Rivers and is a super loser
Spongebob- Firefighter, dumped his super hot gf to go on Bachelorette (Chad then flew to LA after Bachelorette and hooked up with her and posted about it on IG), he's self obsessed and also lacks a personality.
The girls I know zero about.

THE GOOD NEWS - I will be writing a Bachelor in Paradise recap each week. PRAYING this is more exciting than the Bachelorette this season.

Side note - if Robby is the next Bachelor, we all need to start a boycott.

So stay tuned for some funny recaps on TV's worst shows.

xo

Elle

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- Writers -
Elle - Author of the blog, professional tinderella
G - Trusty male BFF, navigating the crazy world of dating, Mid-30's, lawyer
Mia - Female BFF, late 20's, searching for a tall, grammatically correct fella
Lily - Our first Podcast co-host, part of Elle's inner circle
Zoe - Florida's finest babe of a BFF, trying to avoid the South Tampa Douchebags
Megan - the craziest B I know
- Main Characters -
Toad - A fella from Tinder
Bruce - A generic, non-Tinder fella
Becky - a generic, basic bitch
Double Trouble - Fiery, fierce and down for anything, Elle's trouble making other half
Arash - Elle's roommate/best friend, lives in the clouds, single and searching for unicorns
X Factor - Elle's Armenian ex boyfriend who inspired the blog
Jake - Consistent rebound, clueless but kind
Liam - Ex Elle lived with, almost married & who is about to be married
Nate - Elle's college ex she dated on/off all four years
Babak - Elle's only Persian ex, rebound from Liam
Bobby(Dickhead #1) - First love, cheated on Elle on her birthday, currently married
Dickhead #2 - Mia's ex who cheated on her and married the bitch he cheated with
Bestie #1 & #2 - Twin best friends in CA who are searching for "the one"
Eve - Elle's ex BFF & worst break-up
Cyrus - Elle's favorite tinderfella who ghosted her
Rams - Concert buddy, doesn't drink, really sweet fella
Antonio - Italian lawyer, lots of chemistry, lots of fun, only toad to find the blog
Rami - California babe, met on a tinder group date, hottest guy I've ever met, ever
Nima - Hot persian tinderfella turned tinderfrienda

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