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I had drinks last Friday with Jake's roommates girlfriend and her best friend. We hit it off and came up with the BEST get rich fast scheme --> meet boyfriend bootcamp.
We got deep into why things with Jake and I never went anywhere and boy were they entertained. This evetually led us to the realization that there are SO many nice guys in the world who are just completely clueless and don't realize they're fucking it up in the simplest ways.
I bet you $1000 that he would easily go back in time and by me lots of $7 glasses of wine if that would guarantee I'd still hang with him now.
But alas, there is NO going back, he was just a summer thing. However, I bet a lot of idiots out there could benefit from some useful advice on what they did wrong in their past and who better than me to give them an unbiased kick in the ass?
PS Jake thinks we are gonna hang and life is gonna be peachy again...I ran into him at a bar and somehow this gave him high hopes for our future. Delusional but sweet...I guess. Oh, he offered to make me mac and cheese...WTF, I can't even handle it he's so white.
PPS - I have a lot of good Arash stories for you, stay tuneeeeed!